Expert Wiggler, Secondhand Critic

November 2012

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July 2011

6 posts

Five Things That Probably Make Me A Bad Person → fknlegend.com

Jul 9, 2011

How to Start a Gang → fknlegend.com

Jul 8, 2011

Freelance Professional Cake-Cutter → fknlegend.com

Jul 5, 2011

“Take Lots of Pictures, He’ll Never Be This Small Again” → feedproxy.google.com

I remember the first time I took Sturm to the pet store. After struggling to get him to pay attention to me, we finally made it to the cash register. Almost as soon as we got there this guy…

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Dave Placzek Solved My Financial Problems → fknlegend.com

Jul 4, 2011

Missing Unicorn! → fknlegend.com

Jul 2, 2011

June 2011

2 posts

Because I’m Alive → fknlegend.wordpress.com

Jun 29, 2011

Me and My Fake Arm → fknlegend.wordpress.com

Jun 28, 2011

December 2010

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Arnolds Pizza Shop Answering Machine Arnold Schwartzenager

“What da hell is broccoli anyway? Shut up widda broccoli.”

Dec 7, 2010

#arnold #schwarzenegger #arnold schwarzenegger #pizza #pizza shop #arnold's pizza shop #comedy

Tulips Bloc Party.

mrbrochaco:

‘Cos you’re the one I love.

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